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Has your single lifestyle left you so fed up that you now justify getting hammered on Valentine's Day so you can chuck your empties at terrified lovebirds?

Let Folio Weekly's I Saw U be the GPS Tracking System of your heart as we help broker that missed love connection for the one that got away. Fun, safe and confidential, "I Saw U" takes some of the detective work out of maybe catching the one that got away.

                 

BLACKJACKS BBQ BEAUTY

You (girl) work at Blackjacks and have tattoos.. I (guy) eat at Blackjacks and have tattoos... so far we’re 2 for 2. When: Feb. 14, 2012. Where: Blackjacks Baymeadows. #1283-0221

 

MYSTERIOUS COAT AND CHEEKBONES

I saw U at St. Bart’s, cooking something up in the lab. Mutual friend introduced us. You told me my life story just by observing the evidence. I believe my heart was stolen. Please take my case? You: Tall, dark-haired man in long coat and blue scarf. Me: Soldier with blonde hair who called you brilliant. When: Feb. 10, 2012. Where: St. Bart’s. #1282-0221

 

YOU HELD MY DOOR AT THE CAR

Ok Joe you were a doll. Called me ma’am and I am. But still are you there? Bold City Thurs. nite 9:30 p.m. When: Feb. 9, 2012. Where: Bold City. #1281-0221

 

PUT A BIRD ON IT!

Saw you on the corner of Forbes and Acosta in your faded bathrobe sitting on your porch drinking your morning brew. As soon as I got a whiff of your morning coffee breath, I knew you were the one for me. If you’re as interested as I am, meet me at Cool Moose at 8 am on V-day and we’ll both have some java to go with our morning breath. When: Feb. 9, 2012. Where: Forbes & Acosta. #1280-0221

 

EYE CONTACT ONLY

I was out with a girlfriend, wasn’t sure if you were out with yours, so I never actually spoke to you. Your dark hair, glasses and almost hidden arm tattoo caught my attention almost as much as our eye contact. As soon as I left, I regretted not saying anything. If you’re single, I’d like to actually have that conversation! When: Feb. 9, 2012. Where: Salt Life/Mellow Mushroom. #1279-0221

 

RAMPS ON THE STOVE TOP

You: the Officer that came to my parents’ rescue... Me: the one who was in scrubs and slightly embarrassed because my father offered you “Ramps”. Ever since then, you have been forever on my mind... would love to get to know you better. XOXO? When: Jan. 2011. Where: Ortega. #1278-0221

MY SUNSHINE

I was driving along Atlantic Blvd., crossing at Hodges Blvd., when I saw you cruising in your V dub. Dark silk hair, hiding the fiery blonde underneath, your sexy dark shades resting above your little nose. It was love at first sight, but it was my first time seeing you sunshine. I’ll see you soon. When: April 11, 1984. Where: Atlantic Blvd. #1277-0214

 

LOST GIRL?

U: Brunette with brown eyes that shine like little stars, sitting on red couch at The Royal. Me: Guy dressed in black, busy working and cleaning up. I really meant to catch your name? Hope I see you again one day. When: Feb. 4, 2012. Where: The Royal. #1276-0214

 

TETHERED TO BAR NEAR BATHROOMS

Me: WAY too drunk; however, your beauty and energy is unforgettable. You and your dark-haired gentleman friend were tethered to the bar near the bathrooms. I would love love love to get to know you and see where it goes, if anywhere. When: Jan. 27, 2012. Where: Monkey’s Uncle Tavern – Mandarin. #1275-0214

 

SATURDAY AFTERNOON DELIGHT

You: Long curl brown hair, blue shirt, couldn’t catch your eye color thru those motorcycle goggles. Loved the cute gap between your teeth. Me: Blonde, blue-eyed girl in red sundress. You told me how attractive you thought I was at the Daily’s on Roosevelt. Didn’t know what to say at the time but suddenly the words have come to mind. When: Jan. 28, 2012. Where: Daily’s on Roosevelt & San Juan. #1274-0214

 

GEORGIEGIRL1313

Met you on Plenty of Fish. We messaged back and forth and then you were gone. Hope you find this. Secret Agent Doc... Take Care Cutie... When: Feb. 1, 2012. Where: Plenty of Fish. #1273-0214

 

I’M IN “MISERY” WITHOUT YOU

You: Adam Levine look-alike, delivering my southwest salad with a little extra spice, making it a little “harder to breathe.” I was mesmerized by your doe-like eyes, I didn’t have a chance to look at your nametag. Me: Strawberry blonde hair in a pink polo. Next time you wanna go to Panera and toss my salad? When: Feb. 2, 2012. Where: Crispers at the Town Center. #1272-0214

 

I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET

I saw you walking down the street and dang you are hot; you’re so sexy. You have dark black hair and very tan w/f holla at me if you see this. When: Feb. 1, 2012. Where: Bowden Road. #1271-0214

 

SEXY TRIVIA MAN

You: Muscular blonde trivia host. Me: Short healthy brunette cutie. You can guess my answer anytime. When: Jan. 24, 2012. Where: Monkey’s Uncle Beaches. #1270-0214

MY LITTLE PICTURE MAN

You: Young buck with buzz cut taking photos of surfers on the Jax Beach pier. You winked at me while I was walking my dog on the boardwalk, then quickly got into your blue Tacoma. Next time I’ll jump in the back and we can head two blocks to Bo’s Coral Reef. When: Jan. 25, 2012. Where: Jax Beach Pier. #1269-0207

 

YOU WERE HOTTER THAN MY BURRITO

I Saw U at the hot sauce bar and noticed you liked it spicy! You were wearing a pink Hello Kitty shirt and thigh-high boots. I was the guy who knocked over the plastic cups. I think you should join me for spicy taco night at my place sometime. When: Jan. 27, 2012. Where: Tijuana Flats @ Bartram Park. #1268-0207

 

TO EACH THEIR OWN

To the beautifully short tattooed brunette, I saw you yelling at a co-worker and I instantly fell in love. The anger in your eyes fueled the fire in my heart. You: Perfect. Me: Tall, blue eyes, and exactly your type :) When: Jan. 15, 2012. Where: Crisper’s. #1267-0207

 

BEAUTY IN A BEAT-UP TRUCK

You: Rocking out in a red Chevy truck covered in bumper stickers. Thought nothing of it until you stepped out in a skirt with legs for days and a smile that made me want to get to know you. Your messy hair and Converse were a match made in my heaven! Me: 40ish chick with silver mohawk on my Harley. Don’t let the skinny fool you! Dinner? You made me hungry. When: Jan. 13, 2012. Where: Daily’s on Baymeadow’s. #1266-0207

 

PERFECT AT THE PEARL

Saw you @ The Pearl with a girl all in black. Your hair was perfect! Made me wanna get ya in the sack. It was my first time there, now I wanna go back. I can’t let you get away, because you I can’t lack. When: Jan. 27, 2012. Where: The Pearl. #1265-0207

 

TALKING HEADS GIRL

Dynamic young blonde lady who put Talking Heads “This Must Be The Place” on the box. Try Talking Heads - The Great Curve (Live in Rome 1980). They were in the zone. PS: Believe in yourself always. .. you’re amazing! When: Jan. 23, 2012. Where: Pete’s Bar. #1264-0207

 

SEXY DREAMY CASHIER

U who stole my heart n soul, short, sweet, tiny, n sexy as all get out. Brown hair n eyes maybe attached not sure. Me: tall, dark brown hair, blue eyes, would take care of u if given the chance. Maybe one day u would let me take u away from all this n take care of u forever n pamper u!! When: Dec. 5, 2011. Where: Nicklyn’s Cafe. #1263-0207

DADDY AND DAUGHTER GETTING SUBS

Our kids were chatty, but I was too shy to say much. Star Wars, “one tomato,” you tried to steal my muffins! You and your daughter stopped to look at flowers on the way out. If the kids can hit it off, maybe we could, too. Interested in a playdate? When: Jan. 21, 2012. Where: Publix @ Roosevelt/San Juan. #1262-0131

 

INTRIGUING, INTELLIGENT AND DARING

I rounded the corner of Starbucks, and saw you sitting. You’re so small and petite and have the cutest splash of freckles all over your cheeks and nose. You’re jaw-dropping beautiful and don’t even realize it. You’re regular raspberry iced green tea has become one of my favorites. When: Jan. 22, 2012. Where: Towncenter Starbucks. #1261-0131

 

OUTSPOKEN AT RENNA’S

You: Curly, dark-haired angel who ranted about Glenn Beck and Rick Santorum with the bus boy. Me: Bearded onlooker in the MasterCard shirt eating a large pizza alone. I’ll gladly share a slice if you would like to talk more about Glenn and Rick. When: Jan. 22, 2012. Where: Renna’s Pizza. #1260-0131

 

COUNTRY WARCRAFT KING SEEKS GODDESS

You: Redheaded fox in slap-ya-mamma jeans. Me: Mustachio prince of your dreams. You looked like you were hitting the pavement pretty hard there… I’ve got something else you can hit if ya want. ;). When: Jan. 13, 2011. Where: Towncenter. #1259-0131

 

SPORTY BLONDE IN SWEATS

You: Stunning blonde with long legs and brown eyes wearing Knight’s sweats in the Riverside Starbucks. Me: Baffled by your undeniable beauty, wanting to buy your next tall regular coffee. You seemed anything but regular. Let’s java sometime? When: Dec. 13, 2011. Where: Starbucks. #1258-0131

 

MOMOFJOP

You wrote me an e-mail, “hey there fine looking man.” I blew it off, wasn’t ready. If you read Folio Weekly, which I believe you do, please respond if there is still hope. When: Dec. 15, 2011. Where: match.com. #1257-0131

GREEN EYED ANGEL

You: Effortless beauty, always serving my favorite Golden Spiral, guessing close enough to my actual Mug club number. You make my heart flutter when I see you, and 3pm is never early enough. You said you don’t do boyfriends, but how about a date? Me: Brown hair, blue eyes, hoping to constantly SEE*U. When: Dec. 31, 2011. Where: Intuition. #1256-0124

 

BOY IN A CANDY SHOP

You: Sexy tall tan and knows how to handle his guns. Me: Short cute and couldn’t take my eyes off you. At Shooters you were looking for a gun even though you knew exactly what you wanted but still played around like you were thinking of other options. Maybe next time you can show me how to shoot your gun at the range ... When: Dec. 2011. Where: Shooters. #1255-0124

 

PATRON SAINT OF SKIN ILLUSTRATIONS

Friday 13th at Black Anchor Tattoo. You: Insanely big eyes that looked right into my soul... Me: Heart pounding so hard you heard it. Let’s ponder the mysteries of the universe and eat at the Y... I’ll be yours forever, you stole my fart sign!! When: Jan. 13, 2012. Where: Old Southside Tattoo. #1254-0124

 

GREGG ALLMAN CONCERT

Tall, Young and Handsome! You were my seat neighbor… the seats were so close I was practically in your lap... I wanted to touch you... I gave you gum... and thanked you for not being a drunken A******... like the busy bee crowd that could not sit still and enjoy the show... coffee with me perhaps?? Why not?? When: Jan. 13, 2012. Where: The Florida Theatre. #1253-0124

 

SEXY SILVER S2000 SPEEDING AWAY

You: Driving a tiny convertible in Riverside, saw you in my rearview. Blue rims – do they match your eyes? Me: Dark-haired vixen vying for your time, white Volvo is what I drive. Maybe you’ll take me for a ride? When: Jan. 9, 2012. Where: Riverside. #1252-0124

 

MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS

First saw you Oct. 15th at Kanki on Southside. Looked like you were celebrating with friends so I stayed away. Noticed you again at Warehouse 31 running from a clown. Now I keep seeing you getting a cherry coke from the Daily’s on Gate. You have piqued my interest. Let’s meet and talk over some cherry cokes. When: Oct. 15, 2011. Where: Daily’s on Gate. #1251-0124

BAYMEADOWS BLONDE

You: Long legs, inviting lips, blue eyes, blouse and Altima. We made small talk about your Angel perfume. I find you quite stunning. Thinking we need to get together soon. I am serious – are you? Me: dark blue shirt, tan pants. A blue-eyed devil in a red Corvette. When: Nov. 23, 2011. Where: ABC Liquor Store. #1250-0117

 

RED AUDI HOTTIE

Riverside Publix, Looking for sexy man getting into red Audi, always looking so sharp. I see you in the aisle and want to help you fill your cart! Three Forks on me? When: many. Where: Riverside Publix. #1249-0117

 

HONEY, YOU’RE SO SWEET

You work right next to me in downtown St. Augustine. I always catch you looking my direction when I’m giving samples. You order coffee from me often and use honey as a sweetener. You wear a blue polo and khakis every day. Is your name spelled with one or two t’s? Oh, and you’re welcome for the free shot of espresso. When: Jan. 2, 2012. Where: Downtown St. Augustine. #1248-0117

 

A DREAMY BARTENDER

Who stole my heart and can pour a mean draft or drink. You: curly brown hair and a Ravens fan. Me: tall, dark brown hair and glasses. I know you are attached, but I can still say you have my heart. Please don’t stop doing what you do every day. You are beautiful. Maybe one day we can pour drinks together. When: Jan. 2, 2012. Where: The Harbor Tavern. #1247-0117

                                   

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