Boy, oh boy, the moment we’ve been waiting for is almost here: the first presidential debate starring She Who Shall Not Admit a Lie versus He Who Shall Never Apologize! Don’t know about you, but we’re positively tingling in anticipation.
Because there ain’t no party like a blackout party, we’ve created this guzzle-the-national-shame game for you to beat a hasty descent to the candidates’ levels.
1. If Donald Trump wears a red tie, take a shot of tequila and prune juice (also known as immigrants’ tears)
2. If Hillary Clinton wears a blue dress, light a cigar and take a Blow Job shot (Bailey’s, Kahlua and whipped cream)
3. If Bill Clinton is in the audience, light a joint
4. If Gennifer Flowers is in the audience, take a Buttery Nipple shot (layered butterscotch schnapps and Bailey’s)
5. If Melania Trump is in the audience, take a Liquid Viagra shot (Red Bull and Jägermeister)
1. Every time Trump – DT if you’re nasty – says, “Make America great again,” take two swigs of beer, preferably Budweiser America
2. Every time Clinton says “our children,” take one shot of bubblegum flavored vodka mixed with grape Kool-Aid
3. If Trump says “wonderful people,” take three swigs of beer, preferably People’s Pale Ale
4. If Clinton apologizes for calling Trump’s supporters deplorables, drink half a glass of chardonnay with a dash of bitters
5. If Trump doubles (or is it quintuples?) down on building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico, take a shot of Mezcal. If Trump says he’s going to get Mexico to pay for the wall, eat the worm
6. Every time Clinton rolls her eyes at something Trump says, take a bong hit and hold it as long as you … More