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In October, Jeffrey Laub, 39, was sentenced on several traffic charges, including leading police on a 111 mph, "Dukes of Hazzard"-style chase through Logan Canyon near Logan, Utah, with the explanation only that he needed an emergency restroom because of something he ate. Judge Thomas Willmore called the excuse "one of the worst" he had heard, because Laub had passed several public toilets during the chase.

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