TAP ‘N’ RUN
Delve into an afternoon of debauchery and delight while making history for Jacksonville’s inaugural Tap ‘N’ Run 4K. Race organizers claim running in a straight line is “old and crusty,” so be creative as you stumble toward the finish line. Three “chug stations” are spread over a two-and-a-half-mile course. Make your costume outrageous, double-check that stylin' ’stache, and be sure your belch is a fetid funk: Prizes for barbaric costumes and disgraceful behavior are awarded. 2 p.m. April 13, start and finish at O’Brothers Irish Pub, 1521 Margaret St., Riverside, $55 entry, 866-611-2526, tapnrun.com/jacksonville.