Spare the Waterboard, Spoil the Child

William Province, 42, was arrested in Jefferson County, Mont., in December, charged with waterboarding four boys — two were his sons — at his home. In January, Kirill Bartashevitch, 52, was charged with making “terroristic” threats to his high-school-age daughter after he allegedly pointed his new AK-47 at her because her report card showed 2 Bs instead of all As. He said he'd recently bought the gun because he feared Obama would ban them.