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Solo Sex Excuses

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Among the many arrested recently for having solitary sex in public was Philip Milne, 74, ultimately convicted in the U.K.'s Bedford Magistrates' Court of touching himself on a transit bus, although he claimed he was merely "shampooing" his troubled genital area and resented "being treated like a hardened criminal." Also, Stuart Clarke, 48, of Provo, Utah, had some explaining to do after an incident on Delta Air Lines in 2012. He said that he was rubbing his exposed penis only because it burned from accidental contamination with peppermint oil (which so distressed him that, upon landing, he left behind a checked bag). The FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force found that out and is currently investigating whether there is more to the "peppermint oil" story than embarrassment-avoidance.

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