SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Are you anxious and agitated? Are you afraid you're careening out of control? Is there a flustered voice in your aching head moaning, "Stop the insanity!"? Oh, relax.
I promise that you will no longer have to worry about going cray-cray. Why? Because you've already gone cray-cray, my looney friend. That's correct. You slipped over the threshold a few days ago, and been living in Bonkersville ever since. Since you're obviously still alive and functioning, it's obvious the danger's passed. The new truth: If you surrender to the uproar, if you let it teach you all it has to teach, you'll find a lively, intriguing kind of peace.