SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): British comedy troupe Monty Python did a sketch about a bobby nabbing a criminal. The bad guy says, “Yes, I did it, but society is to blame.” And the cop says, “Right! We’ll arrest them instead.” Cop this attitude. Blame everyone else for your problems and flaws. APRIL FOOL! I lied. In fact, it's the opposite. Take more responsibility for your actions. Bravely accept consequences of what you do — with a sense of humor fully engaged.