SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Eierlegende Wollmilchsau is a colloquial German term for a mythical pig that has many attributes: It can lay eggs like a chicken does, produce milk like a cow, supply wool like a sheep and, ultimately, it can become bacon and pork chops. Metaphorically, it may refer to a fanciful device that performs many functions. Imagine a futuristic smart phone that interprets dreams, trims unwanted hair, fixes a cup of coffee, tells you you're beautiful so you really believe and cures little health problems. No such thing in the real world? Not yet, but you may find the next best thing to an eierlegende Wollmilchsau in 2014.