FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

SAGITTARIUS: March 26-April 1

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To be in strict compliance with cosmic necessity, attend a party every day next week. Dance ecstatically, make love abundantly and expose yourself to previously unknown pleasures. Feast on a variety of food and drink that introduces novel tastes. Make sure you experience record levels of sensual enjoyment, nonstop excitement and dynamic socializing. APRIL FOOL! I’m exaggerating, just a little. Try doing a 70-percent version of all that.

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