PISCES: March 26-April 1


According to a Public Policy Polling survey, 4 percent of the population believes “shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies.” My research suggests 62 percent of those believers are Pisceans. Are you one? If so, it’s a good time to intensify your fight against shape-shifting reptilian people. APRIL FOOL! I lied. In fact, DO NOT feed your paranoid delusions and fearful reveries. This should be a time to bolster your positive fantasies, constructive visions and inspiring dreams.

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