PISCES: July 24-30


PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Should you be worried that a venomous spider crawled in your shoe while you were asleep? Just in case, should you flip the shoe upside-down before putting it on each morning? In my studied opinion: hell, no. The chances of being bitten on the foot by a venomous spider lurking in a shoe are even less than the possibility that you'll be abducted by an alien who looks like Elvis Presley and forced to sing a Karaoke version of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" at an extraterrestrial bar. If you're filled with delusional anxieties, you'll interfere with life's current predilection, which is to give you a cleansing respite from fear and immunity from harm. o

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