I know this might come as a shock, but … ready? … you are God! At least godlike. An influx of crazy yet useful magic from the Divine Wow is boosting your power way over normal levels. There's so much primal mojo flowing through you, it's hard if not impossible to screw up. Don't fret. Your stint as Wild Sublime Golden Master of Reality may not last more than two weeks, three tops. Not long enough to turn into a raving megalomaniac with 10,000 cult followers.