LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): <<“Dear Rob: I’m spreading the word about Beer Week in your town, and I’d love to see you and your beer-loving readers there. Can you include some coverage of Beer Week celebrations in your upcoming column? Cheers, Patricia.”>> Dear Patricia: I don’t do product placement or other forms of secret advertising here. To do so would violate the sacred trust I have with my readers, who rely on me to translate the meaning of cosmic signs without injecting hidden agendas. It's true Leos may be prone to imbibing great quantities of beer next week, simply because they’d benefit by lowering inhibitions, getting in touch with buried feelings and expanding consciousness. But I’d rather see them do so without drugs and alcohol.