I'm Jesus, and I Approved This Message


In May, Anna Pierre, a candidate for mayor of North Miami, Fla., announced on her Facebook page that she'd secured the endorsement of Jesus Christ. That'd be doubly fortunate for her since a month earlier, she'd complained unknown people had left bad-luck Voodoo-ritual feathers, food scraps and candles on her doorstep. Jesus' stroke is apparently not what it used to be: She finished seventh in the race.

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