"The One People Sometimes Mistake for My Hair or One of My Ubiquitous Wigs"
"Don't Mess With Texas or Me When I'm Wearing This Hat"
"The One That Looks Like I've Got a Black Cat Sleeping on My Head"
"The Samuel L. Jackson With Sequins"
"The One That Looks Like Those Giant Poufy Things You Use in the Shower"
"Vice Admiral Bedazzle"
"The One I Wore When I Co-Presented an Award in the Lobby of an Office Building in Front of the Revolving Door"
Kerry Speckman shares her unique perspective and observations on people, places and events on the First Coast and beyond. She's also the 2012 winner of Jacksonville Dancing With the Stars, so she's got that going for her.
While I haven't a clue as to how many hats Brown owns, I can only assume she has a walk-in closet jam-packed with them. I also like to imagine each one has its very own hat box labeled with a description of its contents.
Since I have never been invited to Brown's home, I can't verify any of the above, but that certainly hasn't stopped me from coming up with my own hat box labels.