FREEWILL-ASTROLOGY

ARIES: March 27- April 2

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I was too lazy to write your horoscope, so I went to a website that hawks bumper stickers and copied a few slogans to use instead. 1. Never follow a rule off a cliff. 2. Have the courage to honor your peculiarities. 3. It’s never too late to have a rebellious adolescence. 4. Criticize by creating. 5. Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be elaborate and wonderful. 6. Complex problems have simple, understandable, morally clear, wrong answers. APRIL FOOL! I lied. I wasn’t lazy. I worked hard to ensure those ideas are in strict accordance with the astrological gestalt.

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