ARIES (March 21-April 19): Back in the 1920s, the governor of Texas was determined to forbid the teaching of foreign languages in public schools. To bolster her case, she called on the Bible. "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ," she said, "it's good enough for us." She was dead serious. You may soon have to deal with that kind of garbled thinking. It may be impossible to ignore, since those spewing it may have influence on you. Be amused. Quell your rage. Stay calm and methodically gather cool, clear evidence about what's really true.