AQUARIUS: Sept. 18-24
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't tape your thumbs to your hands and stalk around playing dinosaur. Don't poke three holes in a large plastic garbage bag and wear it as a tunic, imagining you're a feudal serf in a post-apocalyptic, sci-fi dystopia. Don't use a felt-tip marker to draw corporate logos on your face to show folks what brands of consumer goods you love. To be clear: I'd love you to be extravagantly creative. I hope you use your imagination in novel ways as you have fun playing with experimental scenarios. But have a modicum of discernment as you wander way outside the box. Be at least 20 percent practical.