AQUARIUS: May 21-27


 I hesitate to compare you to your fellow Aquarian Kim Jong-il. When he was alive and ruling North Korea, he was an egomaniacal tyrant. You’re definitely not that. But there are certain descriptions of him in his official biography that remind me of the kinds of powers you may soon exhibit. He was called The Great Sun of Life and Highest Incarnation of Revolutionary Comradely Love — titles like that may suit you. It’s said he invented the hamburger. He could command rain to fall from the sky. He once shot 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf, was a master at gliding down waterslides and never used a toilet because he produced no waste. You may be able to do comparable feats in the weeks ahead. Do it without excessive pride.

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